5 funny kitchen humor


Garlic_diet
Q. Have You heard of the Garlic Diet?

A.You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner

Apple_and_Doctor
Denis came rushing to see his Dad. "Dad" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps a doctor away?

Dad: That's what they say,"

Denis: "Well, give me an apple quick. I've just broken the doctor's wimdow!"

pig_and_chicken

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?

A: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

Q__What_do_you_call_an_epileptic_in_a_vegetable
Q: What do you cal an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A: Seizure salad

Q_If_an_apple_a_day_keeps_the_doctor_away
Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?

A: Keeps everyone away.