Q. Have You heard of the Garlic Diet?
A.You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner
Denis came rushing to see his Dad. "Dad" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps a doctor away?
Dad: That's what they say,"
Denis: "Well, give me an apple quick. I've just broken the doctor's wimdow!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?
A: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
Q: What do you cal an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
A: Seizure salad
Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
A: Keeps everyone away.