5 funny kitchen humor

Q. Have You heard of the Garlic Diet?

A.You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner

Denis came rushing to see his Dad. "Dad" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps a doctor away?

Dad: That's what they say,"

Denis: "Well, give me an apple quick. I've just broken the doctor's wimdow!"


Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?

A: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

Q: What do you cal an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A: Seizure salad

Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?

A: Keeps everyone away.